Self-eradication Man Letra

Sprays the walls like whipping cream
Sitting with his favorite magazine

He can't help it, he plays with himself constantly
And I don't doubt that he does it at least 13 times a week

Self-Eradication Man
Has "flog the dolphin" set on auto-pan
Masturbation is a sport to him
He cleans the pipes on a regular basis
He jacks himself off into sonic bliss

He can't help it, he chokes his chicken everyday
But he's not embarassed...hey, who doesn't spank their monkey anyway?

Self-Eradication Man