Letra de Momma She's Lazy
Mama, I've found someone, like you said would come along
She has no snout, but she's no doubt, the biggest pig I've known
I thought that she would help me with the laundry and the chores
But there are those who won't wash clothes,
And guess who's scrubbin' the floors.

Mama she's lazy, lazier than me
And on my couch is where she says, she's always gonna be
I've never slept that long, she beats all I've ever seen
Mama she's lazy, she's lazier than me.

And mama, you always said - get the lead out of your pants
But that old phrase don't phase her daze, she's always in a trance
She's hung up on the movie stars, on the afternoon TV
And now I'm concerned she ain't worth a dern,
And I can't even get her to leave.

Mama she's lazy, lazier than me
And on my couch is where she says, she's always gonna be
She's never swept the floor, since she swept me off my feet
Mama she's lazy, she's lazier than me.