Charles Manson's Birthday Letra

It's Charles Manson's birthday, nobody's there I tried to have a party - does anyone care? A bag of balloons A bucket of beer One funny hat -- Nobody's here (except me) It's Charles Manson's birthday, so I sent a card He doesn't have a lightbulb, but he can read it in the yard What do you get for a Psychotic guy Who's stuck in prison And can't get high? Maybe next year I'll advertise in a college paper If a girl shows up, we won't rape her We'll hide the knives; we'll hide the gun I sure hope Charlie still has fun It's Charles Manson's birthday, no-one bought a gift If I were Charlie Manson, well I'd be pretty miffed None of the Beatles None of the Stones Sent him a letter Or bothered to phone Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off