Everybody's Fucked Her Letra

Somethin' really smooth and cool that doesn't smell like dirt.
Convince yourself you're lookin' fine hopin' you can score this time.
Savin' up your money for this real expensive wine.
She promised you could take her home you know you're gettin' laid.
Friday night is out of sight feel like you're gettin' paid.

She's tried and true, except for you.
You get to cruise the overused.
She's been around, all over town.
But everybody's fucked her.

Thinkin' about the booty you ain't had in fifteen years.
Better late than never so alleviate your fears.
You're gonna see the light, you've got nothin' to lose.
Always been a beggar so you got no right to choose.
Gettin' kinda nervous cause you know you're not well hung.
You'll show her who's the boss, man at least you have a tongue.
Splashin' High Karate, baby powder in your pants.
Makin' due with what you've got, this is your circumstance.

You'll join the ranks, you smokin' skank.
Your stinky fingers are gonna linger.
Against the wall, she'll suck your balls.
But everybody's fucked her.

Jimmy was her first but wouldn't be the last.
Says she came in colors blowin' cocaine up her ass.
Johnny took her to his house to have a couple drinks.
Had her doggy-style on his mother's kitchen sink.
Bobby said she sucked him off behind the Dairy Queen.
Told me one was not enough she likes a double-team.
You're just another sucker and you're ready for some fun.
You haven't got the tools but you think you're still the one.

She's tried and true, except for you.
You get to cruise the overused.
She's been around, all over town.
But everybody's fucked her.