Wife Letra

She hates my mama She hates my daddy too She love to tell me How much she hates the things I do She love to lie beside me almost every night She's no lady, She's my wife The preacher asked her And she said I do The preacher asked me And she said yes he does too The preacher said I now pronounce you 99 to the life She's no lady, she's your wife And I can't remember How I met her It's like she's always been a-hanging off my arm And I can't remember How I ever Thought I couldn't live without a woman's charm And even though She likes to smell a Frnch perfume And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes All I know Is I'm the one who pays the price She's no lady, she's my wife