Matchbox Letra

Let's have a volunteer pair!
Longbottom and Finch-Fletchley, how about you?)

(A bad idea, professor Lockhart.
Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest spells.
We'll be sending what's left of Finch-Fletchley up to the hospital wing in a matchbox!)

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,

Chilling in Dueling Club, Hermione's got big hair
Snape disarmed Lockhart sent him flyin' through the air
They teamed me up with Neville and I thought that would be cool
'Cause he looks like he can party so he probably can duel
Holy crap, I was wrong, here in the great hall
That Neville may be good at plants, but he can't duel at all
Lockhart is a fool, yeah, I hope that Snape pats him on his butt
'Cause wind me up with Neville and you know where I'll end up

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,

So I turned to Snape, Lockhart, and said:
"If you put me back with Neville, I am bound to be dead!
Just team me up with my friends, Ernie, Hannah and Susan
'Cause if you pair me with Neville I'll be prisoned for his prison
Or team me up with Harry, I'll tell those down for eatin'
Or pair me up with Draco, I don't care if he's cheatin'
It don't matter who it is, just not Longbottom
'Cause if you do, I'm telling you, I'm gonna have a problem"

Gonna take me away to St Mungos! St Mungos!

Madam Pomfrey, whad up?
Madam Pomfrey, get down!
Madam Pomfrey, bring the folk!
Madam Pomfrey, bring the sound!

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!

I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
I can't fit into a matchbox, no,
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!
Dueling Club has never ever really been that fun for me!