Shut Yo Legs Letra

I think you need some help.

Put on some pants
Pull up your shirt.
It's sad you go to skanky before flirt.

I know you think I'm a bitch.
I know you think I'm mean.
But for one night.
Can you keep on your jeans.

No need to take offence.
No need to tell your mom.
We're just tryin to help you.
So just stay calm.

Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please,but back on your shirt.

Your belly hangin out
You're lookin kinda odd
I think they can do without.
Your dirty fucking jobs.

You think you're really pretty
We think you're kinda sick.
You think you're all that.
Must you suck everyones dick?

You think you're all that.
We think you're part male.
Put away the fat.
Your lookin half whale.

You're willing to get,
In anyones pants.
Even if there's no cock.
You still want it in your hands.

Its the summer, and you're wearin even less.
You keep thinkin' we all starin' at your chest

But in fact we're starin at your facial hair.
I didn't know, it could grow there.

Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please,but back on your shirt.

You have no friends on myspace.
Even Tom blew you off.
You have not a single comment.
Go back to your trough.

They say you're a slut,
But you're not even that.
No one would get with you.
Not even Matt.

We know you wont get it.
But we just tryin' to help you out.
So get off your knees
and shut your fucking mouth.


Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please,but back on your shirt.

You look kinda trashy.
At least I don't fuck like ashley.