Chickens Have Rights Letra

No Buffalo Wings, make it tuna delight.
Sure I care about the dolphins plight.
Get that oven-roaster out of my sight.
Rosemary and garlic won't make it right.

I was eatin' peanuts on a trans-Atlantic flight.
Dropped 'em in the aisle as I realized with fright.
Coming from airport, stopped at a red light.
I yelled it out the window; creating quite the blight.

Can't keep my arms from flappin', though I try with all my might.
My wife and kids they wonder if I'm feelin's so all right.
Dinner's on the table, my wife says "take a bite."
I glare with narrowed eyes and say, "go fly a kite."

My kids go to the health store on a dark and stormy night.
They come back with the goods, my stars are shining bright.
Rice and beans sound dynamite.
Use the whole jar, I got a big appetite.