Megacolon Letra

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can I'm craving chocolate exlax and my g.e fan I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam M.s.g money margaritas and my man Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks The shits piling up kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The megacolon that's inside of me Nightmares of my dinner at the china doll Thinking bout my wardrove gonna get at the mall T.v guide Cosmo I'm running out of mags And I just smoked a pack of my Kool fags Finger in my hole getting into the dig There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me Cherry Think's I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dyno-mite I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D. and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me She said holy shit I said yes that is it Now our megacolon is a big big hit Megacolon Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick The shit got soft creamy slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the white clouds I need a bounty towel I need a new life I got to reform I can't take my strife In this thunderstorm I got to be strong I got to be brave Don't wanna bear the title This Toilet slave I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me We are fly white girls moving in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom When we met each other in the ladies room She said holy shit I said yes that is it Now Megacolon is a big big hit mega colon Fly white girls moving in New York city Fly white girls moving in