Peanut Butter Letra

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whether it, whether it be stories that make laugh

or even stories that make you cry it is so

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so very important to share

if you guys take atleast one thing from the show tonight

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i do hope it's laughter but

if you take away two things from the show i hope it be laughter

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and this simple message god bless you all



please don't put your penis in a jar of peanut butter

unless you're sure that your girlfriend's not at home

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you know guys driving here tonight um, a woman cut me off

which uh, it isn't the first time that it happened it's not the last time it's ever going to happen

what was interesting about this time was that after she cut me off she felt the need to give me the finger

which i didn't understand because i was the cut offee not the cut offeryou know? yeah.

so if i could share something to this confused woman it'd

learn how to use your signal you dumb bitch!

and stop spreading all the evil that you're spreading

evil

and i, i'd tell her this aswell

god bless you all



please don't put you penis in a jar of peanut butter

don't fucking do it people i'm telling you

unless you're sure that your girlfriend still at work

and even if you're sure she's still at work

make sure you put the chain on the door

so that your landlord doesn't come in to fix a leaky faucet

find you standing there with your...

penis in a jar of peanut butter



guys please thank you, thank you very much but... hear me out, hear me out

this is

thank you but

please don't ever...

ever use crunchy

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thank you everyone

thanks

thank you