Letra de Paris Hilton
I had sex with Paris Hilton, She was really swell.
I sure had a lot of fun, As you sure can tell.
I saw her in the Simple Life, I want to go make her my wife.
I had sex with Paris Hilton, It went really well.

I saw her in a video, On the Internet.
She was really really hot, as hot as she could get.
I took her out to dinner, Afterwards, I did her.
I had sex with Paris Hilton, She could be my pet.

I had sex with Paris Hilton, She was really fine,
We did it in a Subaru Wanna make her mine.
Also did it in the den, Also in the kitchen,
I had sex with Paris Hilton Just after nine.

I had sex with Paris Hilton, That is what I said.
I gave her my all, She was good in bed.
We could do it all night long, We can do no wrong,
When it comes to Paris, She can give good ... love.

I had sex with Paris Hilton, Guess she went too far.
Last night, I caught her having sex with Barnes and Barnes.
I was really feelin' bummed, I'll soon have sex with her mom,
Oh I had sex with Paris Hilton. Eat her up. yum. Yeah!