I've Seen Everything Letra

Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've seen:
Burns & Allen, Batman, Jetsons, I Love Lucy,
Gilligan's, Island, Beverly, Hillbillies,
Ozzie and, Harriet, Bonanza, Monkees,
Star Trek, Flintstones, Andy Griffith, Archies,
Leave it to, Beaver, Gunsmoke, Phyllis Diller,
Bullwinkle, Get Smart, Jeopardy, I'm a Killer!

I've seen everything, man
I've seen everything, man
Prime time was the best, man
Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've seen:
Monday Night
Football,
Happy Days,
Taxi,

Jeffersons,
Good Times,
Laverne and
Shirley,

Match Game,
Gong Show,
Dallas,
Kung Fu,

Welcome Back
Kotter,
Scooby Doo
Where Are You?

Brady Bunch,
Bob Newhart,
All in the
Family,

Real People,
Mash, Soap,
Odd Couple,
Can't you see, that

I've seen everything, man
I've seen everything, man
Prime time was the best, man
Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've seen:
Cosby Show,
Night Court,
Magnum
PI,

Moonlighting,
Silver Spoons,
Who's the Boss,
Facts of Life,

Doogie Howser,
MD,
Married With
Children,

Pee Wee's
Playhouse,
Star Trek Next
Generation,

Hill St.
Blues, Smurfs,
Miami Vice,
A-Team,

Friday Night,
Videos,
Newhart,
See what I mean!

I've seen everything, man
I've seen everything, man
Prime time was the best, man
Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've seen:
9021
0-Charmed,
Futurama,
X-Files,

MST
3000,
Family Guy,
Seinfeld,

Millionaire,
Baywatch,
Simpsons,
Third Rock,

Buffy slaying
vampires,
Drew Carey,
South Park,

Voyager,
ER,
Babylon,
Spin City,

CSI,
Duckman,
Law and Order,
What a pity!

I've seen everything, man
I've seen everything, man
Prime time was the best, man
Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've seen:
ABC, CBS, NBC, WB,
UPN, PBS, PaxTV, Fox and E!,
ESPN, Sci-Fi, Cartoon, Comedy,
HBO, CNN, TBS, MTV,
USA, Boomerang, Nick at Nite, A&E,
Showtime, Lifetime, GSN,
What a TV.

I've seen everything, man
I've seen everything, man
Prime time was the best, man
Comedies and the rest, man
Of TV, it was king, man
I've watched everything

I've watched everything