I'm a Cowboy Letra

and I stack a lot of hay
I'm a Cowboy
and I watch South Park mmm-kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my girlfriend just turned gay.

I cut off all the drivers
and I flip them all the bird,
I fertilize my garden
with moose turd.


I'm a Cowboy
and my landlord just got paid
I'm a Cowboy
and my brother just got laid
I'm a Cowboy
and I kill my bugs with Raid
I'm a Cowboy
and I flunked 11th grade!

I play with my Atari
playing Asteroids all night,
I like to go to bars,
and start a fight


I'm a Cowboy
and my papa's hair is grey
I'm a Cowboy
and that Gumby's made of clay
I'm a Cowboy
and I survived Y2K
I'm a Cowboy
Anne and Ellen are both gay

I eat prime ribs for dinner
and some chicken casserole,
I like to read some
Edgar Allen Poe


I'm a Cowboy
and my favorite month is May
I'm a Cowboy
and I go to church and pray
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Sugar Ray
I'm a Cowboy
and that guy from Wham is gay

I like to watch pro football
and I go to rodeos,
I like to snack on
bags of Oreos.


I'm a Cowboy
and I farm the land all day
I'm a Cowboy
and my doggie just got spayed
I'm a Cowboy
and that Buffy girl can slay
I'm a Cowboy
Richard Simmons acts so gay

I like to drive an 18-wheeler
all across the states,
I was in prison
making license plates.


I'm a Cowboy
and I like my song this way
I'm a Cowboy
and I lost on Jeopar-day
I'm a Cowboy
and I don't like Danke Schaen
I'm a Cowboy
Ricky Martin could be gay


I watch the Nashville Network
and that CMTV too,
I watch the Dukes of Hazzard
cause they're cool.


I'm a Cowboy
and I love that Dianne Kay
I'm a Cowboy
and my bird just flew away
I'm a Cowboy
and that happened yesterday
I'm a Cowboy
and I buy stuff from Amway

I drink a lot of beer all night
and surf the Internet,
I have a German Shepherd
for a pet.

I'm a Cowboy
and Max Headroom wears them shades
I'm a Cowboy
and I drew the ace of spades
I'm a Cowboy
and I shave with razor blades
I'm a Cowboy
and my bully died of Aids

I watch old action movies all day
on my VCR
I drive up to La Brea
for some tar

I'm a Cowboy
and my song will end this way
I'm a Cowboy
hafta go, I cannot stay
I'm a Cowboy
and it's time to go away
I'm a Cowboy
happy trails to you, always!

I'm a Cowboy
and goodbye is what I say