Someday Letra

while someone perfectly nice I could settle for
is getting on and off an elevator next door

And you can watch all the sappy romance movies you want
when you turn them off you're just alone with your guitar and your dog
and your dog can't talk

So you can give up
gain the weight you never knew you wanted so much
You can shower but once a month
and I do but someday your prince will come
And he may not be courageous and he may not be strong
and most likely doesn't own a horse you can ride away on
If you want your fantasy baby better move to Hollywood
cause that's the only place shit flies
And Cinderella's got nothing on me
and I'm prettier on the inside than Snow White
the only difference I don't talk to mice when I clean my floors I don't cry

Someday my prince will come
and he may not be available and he may not want you
but who's to say you have to ride away
cause it's hard to gorge yourself on great diner food when you're trying to look good for an asshole
Someday your prince will come
Someday