Take a Number Letra

Get your hand out the M&M bowl

This ain't the food bank and you don't work here
Let me make this crystal clear
Don't put your paws on my candy
Squirrel motherfucker go stock your own pantry
And if you think it's mean that I'm rationing my dragées, you can write me an essay
And when I call your number, you can read it to me

Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl

It's not a joke it's the fuckin' procedure
And if you came hungry go out to the bleachers and find a scrap of food
Eatin' all my motherfucking candy is rude
The "Now Serving" sign isn't just for fun
Every so often it advances by one
It's a pretty solid system, bet you'd understand if you would listen

Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl

Potato-head dude with an M&M mouthful, are you even here for business? It's doubtful.
Most people know this ain't an M&M stand
How'd you even get them to melt on your hands
and your face
and your pants

Do you have a problem?
You're about to have a problem.

Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl