Fav Rite Dog Letra

And wear a cheap suit
With dollar bills in your mouth
They can pretend you know how to see

But please be sure to wear your glasses
To hide your lazy eyes
And eat a bowl of wheaties in the morning
So you don't go hungry at night

And wear it around your neck
With a clove of garlic
It helps keep the vampires at bay
Then take your favorite dog
For a stroll around the block
But don't forget to teach him to stay

Cause he might go running through the neighbors yard
If he doesn't learn obedience
Then before you know it, you're getting sued
And charged with negligence

So please be sure to wear your glasses
To hide your lazy eyes
And don't you never let down your guard
In the darkness of the night

It's never wise, said the wise man
Before he tripped on the banana peel
He went flying through the air
And landed face first into the garbage can
Thus proving an age old point
Lingering, like wildflowers in the forest
That no matter how wise you may be
Everybody has their exploits

So please be sure to wear your glasses
To hide your lazy eyes
And don't you never let down your guard
In the darkness of the night

Yeah, always be sure to wear your glasses
To hide your lazy eyes
And eat a bowl of wheaties in the morning
So you don't go hungry at night

Yeah