Waiting For Jaden Letra

And everyone kept asking

"When's that baby coming out?"

Well, Earth Day 2000 was her due date

But by May the 4th, Jaden was late



So we were waiting, waiting for Jaden, oooh...



We wanted to have you naturally

So we searched out all the possible remedies

Hot sex, nipple stimulation, castor oil, and gory movies

And by that Friday

They were threatening to induce

And we pleaded with you to come out

And call it a truce



Jaden can't you hear what we say, your mother and I want you to come out and play



It was Cinco de Mayo

And while patriots were cruising the boulevard

Your mother was pushing

And she was pushing hard

The stroke of midnight

And she pushed once more

And at 12:02 on May the 6th



Jaden was born



Now were elated, elated for Jaden, oooh...