Mail Order Bride Letra

How can you feel
When your life is on a memory chip?

There's no need to speak
'Cause everything is visual
No need to touch
Because there's nothing physical
No need for anything
You're having an ego trip

I said
How do you know
She isn't Latino mustachio?
I said, how do you know
That the boat race was ever
Really won by her?

When she is mail order
Probably young enough to be your daughter
You should be careful what you're buying on the Internet
You're never quite sure what you're going to get
She'll whip you down the aisle
Then jump into a photo booth

She's a mail order bride
And she's gonna take you for a ride
You know she's only trying to get you inside
She's a mail order bride

So you start with CDs
And then progress to DVDs
Everything's so easy, could you download
me a family please?
The ultimate purchase though
A piece of femininity

It's all in a checkbox
A sea of opportunity
You can choose anything
Her height, her weight, her family tree!
The only problem being
She won't make the honeymoon suite

I said
How do you know
She isn't Latino mustachio?
I said, how do you know
That the boat race was ever
Really won by her?

When she is mail order
Probably young enough to be your daughter
You should be careful what you're buying on the internet
You're never quite sure what you're going to get
She'll whip you down the aisle
Then jump into a photo booth

She's a mail order bride
And she's gonna take you for a ride
You know she's only trying to get you inside no
She's a mail order bride

How do you know
That you have really been speaking to her?
How do you know
That you have really been listening to her?
I said how do you know
Well, how do you know anything?
How? How?

She's a mail order bride
And she's gonna take you for a ride
She's only trying to get you inside no
She's a mail order bride
And she's gonna take you for a ride
You know she's only trying to get you inside