Carpet Tastes Funny Letra

Once i was hungry and was all out of money, thats when i discovered that carpet tastes funny. i didn't want a sammich and i wasn't in the mood for rice. I looked at the carpet and thought "hmm, that looks nice." So i got the floor and i took a big bite, thats when i relized that just wasn't right. i thought it may taste better in some other places, but when i tried to get up. It was stuck to my braces!