Letra de Have Mercy
Sitting at home in the early afternoon;
School just let out and there's nothing to do.
I turn on my T.V. to see what's on-
Oh it's "Full House"; that's my favorite show.
Some people think I'm crazy,
Some people think I'm gay,
But what the fuck do they know anyway?
I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm there,
So I can run my fingers through his sexy hair.
Uncle Jesse you're so hot,
Uncle Jesse I want your butt.
Uncle Jesse can't you see?
You're the only guy for me.
Why do those girls get to be so lucky?
It makes me so mad;
I wish that they were fucking dead.
I'll wear a wig, I'll wear a dress
I'll do whatever I have to do,
Just so he'll be my uncle, too.
Well I'm not gay, but I can't deny
That he's so fine.
And if I were gay, you know I'd do anything
Just to make him mine.