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Sitting at home in the early afternoon; School just let out and there's nothing to do. I turn on my T.V. to see what's on- Oh it's "Full House"; that's my favorite show. Some people think I'm crazy, Some people think I'm gay, But what the fuck do they know anyway? I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm there, So I can run my fingers through his sexy hair. Uncle Jesse you're so hot, Uncle Jesse I want your butt. Uncle Jesse can't you see? You're the only guy for me. Why do those girls get to be so lucky? It makes me so mad; I wish that they were fucking dead. I'll wear a wig, I'll wear a dress I'll do whatever I have to do, Just so he'll be my uncle, too. Well I'm not gay, but I can't deny That he's so fine. And if I were gay, you know I'd do anything Just to make him mine. From Letras Mania