Letra de Issac Newton vs Bill Nye
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BILL NYE!
VERSUS!
BILL NYE!
VERSUS!
SIR ISSAC NEWTON!
BEGIN!
Newton:
Of all the scientific minds in history
They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
Im a master! i discovered gravity!
I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me!
You wanna battle, guy? Thats a crazy notion
When I start flowin' I stay in motion!
First law! Did ya catch that or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps it'd be better if i added in a bleep or a bloop
or another whacky sound effect?
I was born on Christmas, im God's gift!
I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists
While I create the science you explain to kids!
Nye:
Yes its true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS Show
But now I do, what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow
And im still in my prime, hitting my stride
What'd you do with the back half of your life?
You freaked out started counting coins for the bank
and sure didnt have no wife! (OH!)
You wrote a book on gravity but you couldnt attract nobody
Your work on orbits was exemplary but your circle of friends was shoddy
You dont wanna mess with a guy, Bill Nye, why?
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye!
I'd stick to drinking that mercury
Because I hypothesize, you're about to get beat
Newton:
Well I conclude that your methods are the whackest!
You wouldnt even pass in one of my classes!
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Except for when we both start rapping!
I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plain of understanding
And i can calculate the weight and the size and the shape
of the shadow of the mind you're standing in
And now I leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebut
The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e
of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?!
Tyson:
Why dont you pick on a brain your own size?
We got a badass over here, plus i got your back nye
Astrophysics Black Guy, Hayden Planetary fly
By the way the answer to your little equation is I
As in I put the swag back in science
While Issac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Lybenz
And hiding up in his attack on some Harry potter business
The universe is infinite but this battle is finished!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOO
EPIC RAAAAA-battles of history
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BEGIN!
Newton:
Of all the scientific minds in history
They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
Im a master! i discovered gravity!
I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me!
You wanna battle, guy? Thats a crazy notion
When I start flowin' I stay in motion!
First law! Did ya catch that or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps it'd be better if i added in a bleep or a bloop
or another whacky sound effect?
I was born on Christmas, im God's gift!
I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists
While I create the science you explain to kids!
Nye:
Yes its true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS Show
But now I do, what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow
And im still in my prime, hitting my stride
What'd you do with the back half of your life?
You freaked out started counting coins for the bank
and sure didnt have no wife! (OH!)
You wrote a book on gravity but you couldnt attract nobody
Your work on orbits was exemplary but your circle of friends was shoddy
You dont wanna mess with a guy, Bill Nye, why?
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye!
I'd stick to drinking that mercury
Because I hypothesize, you're about to get beat
Newton:
Well I conclude that your methods are the whackest!
You wouldnt even pass in one of my classes!
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Except for when we both start rapping!
I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plain of understanding
And i can calculate the weight and the size and the shape
of the shadow of the mind you're standing in
And now I leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebut
The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e
of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?!
Tyson:
Why dont you pick on a brain your own size?
We got a badass over here, plus i got your back nye
Astrophysics Black Guy, Hayden Planetary fly
By the way the answer to your little equation is I
As in I put the swag back in science
While Issac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Lybenz
And hiding up in his attack on some Harry potter business
The universe is infinite but this battle is finished!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOO
EPIC RAAAAA-battles of history
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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