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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!BILL NYE!VERSUS!SIR ISSAC NEWTON!BEGIN!Newton:Of all the scientific minds in historyThey put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?Im a master! i discovered gravity!I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple treeYou're no match for me, you got a bach degreeI got a unit of force named after me!You wanna battle, guy? Thats a crazy notionWhen I start flowin' I stay in motion!First law! Did ya catch that or did it go too fast to detect?Perhaps it'd be better if i added in a bleep or a bloopor another whacky sound effect?I was born on Christmas, im God's gift!I unlocked the stars that you're dancing withYou waste time debating creationistsWhile I create the science you explain to kids!Nye:Yes its true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS ShowBut now I do, what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can growLetras de cancionesAnd im still in my prime, hitting my strideWhat'd you do with the back half of your life?You freaked out started counting coins for the bank and sure didnt have no wife! (OH!)You wrote a book on gravity but you couldnt attract nobodyYour work on orbits was exemplary but your circle of friends was shoddyYou dont wanna mess with a guy, Bill Nye, why?I rap sharp like a needle in your eye!I'd stick to drinking that mercuryBecause I hypothesize, you're about to get beatNewton:Well I conclude that your methods are the whackest!You wouldnt even pass in one of my classes!Every action has an equal and opposite reactionExcept for when we both start rapping!I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plain of understandingAnd i can calculate the weight and the size and the shapeof the shadow of the mind you're standing inAnd now I leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebutThe integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?!Tyson:Why dont you pick on a brain your own size?We got a badass over here, plus i got your back nyeAstrophysics Black Guy, Hayden Planetary flyBy the way the answer to your little equation is IAs in I put the swag back in scienceWhile Issac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Lybenz And hiding up in his attack on some Harry potter businessThe universe is infinite but this battle is finished!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOOEPIC RAAAAA-battles of historyEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania