In All Fairness, You Were Being A Jerk Letra

About your last action
(You're not getting her back)
This song is a hate message about you

So press “play”
Cause I'm taking her from you
You didn't have a chance
To take back
The mistake that you made
Looks like you should of changed your ways

But, hey
(Look at this way)
I said
“You gotta hurt someone eventually”
(“Stupid is stupid does”)
You live your life by that last one

When, oh, will you just realize
That “Man, I really don't belong here.”
“Man, I just shouldn't be here”
I hope you come to terms real fast
That you are a jerk

Such a beautiful girl
Such a awful ugly mess walking with her
I should know
I've seen this case before
But, you won't behave

Stop hiding the truth, boy
Because you are such a prick
I noticed
She doesn't see it
But me and Ben
We have been keeping our eyes on you
And Since
The old you will die a couple of weeks into the future
Do you mind if I take her

When, oh, when will you just realize
“Man, I'm a pile dirt, I'm such a tool
And a pushover”
I don't care if hate me
Just know in all fairness
You were being a jerk
A pile of dirt
A walking bag of doorknobs