Chocolate Salty Balls Letra

Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouth

Oooh suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fiddy
And give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my balls

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
Smell like somethin' burnin'
Well that don't confront me none
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneakin suspicion
Oh man baby...
Baby! You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
My balls are burning
Give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
My balls are burning
Oh my goodness
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
Do somethin'

Oooh! Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em! (They're on fire baby!)
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (Put 'em out baby, blow)
Ohh, suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
Come on baby
Whoo, whoo.. suck on my balls