Politically Correct Lord's Prayer Letra

Our Parent, Which Art in thy home, Sacred is the name by which you go. Thy royal rulership come, thy desires happen appropriately where we live as they are where you reside. Give us this day our scheduled sustenance and forgive us the rules we have broken as we evaluate the actions of others to verify their adherence to current subjective correctness. Advise us not to be weak, but encourage us to win. For thine is the monarchy, the stamina, and the honor forever. A-people.