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If you're ever wondering if I'm wondering how you are, I'm notAnd if you're wondering why you never got a Christmas card from me, I forgotAnd if you're wondering how much I hate your year end letter, a lotI read the (?) rambling piece of drivel you sent this year And the reason we haven't talked in the last 12 months is clearHow wonderful to know your cat is finally eating solid food again (Fancy Feast, indeed)And how adorable he wandered down the block and found a little kitty friend (his name is Patches)Thank God Jodi finally got her braces, wow, what a pain (you know how teenagers are)And to know that Doug likes math work is excitement I can't contain (I could go off on a tangent)Get it?You're right, your family's better than meAnd it seems you make a lot more moneyYou put your long-winded rattling in a Christmas design And the puns you use are so, so funnyYou tell me everything in your year end letterYou pour out in your year end letterYet you're boring in your year end letter this yearYou're just as boring as last yearI'm relieved to know your condo in Hawaii (?) (aloha, fungi)And astonishing to learn that your azaleas even grew in the cold (Mother Nature, you so crazy)A formal letter is the perfect place to announce your divorce (Sorry Charlie left you)Letras de cancionesDo I want a detailed description of your passing kidney stones, well, of course (I'm gonna go throw up now)You're right, your year was better than meYou could never emphasize that too muchYou wrapped up so much wisdom in a Christmas designAnd that quote from Gandhi was a nice touchYou tell me everything in your year end letterYou spilled your guts out in your year end letterYet you're boring in your year end letter this yearYou're just as boring as last yearSo if you're ever wondering why our friendship isn't betterJust reread your letter From Letras Mania