Garfunkel and Oates

Weed Card
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerousAnd medical pot is really strongThat's why it's so hard in CaliforniaTo get your weed cardUnless something's really wrongGonna pay a visit to my doctorIt's a long shot but I gotta tryShe hands me a list of all the ailmentsI can have to qualifyCan't believe what I am readingThis is just what I've been needingA government supplyTo get legally highWeed card, that's what I needHardly ever, okay, alwaysBut it's not an addiction'Cause my doctor gave me a prescriptionYou can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxietyPropensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesityToo fat, too thin, either way you winCarpal tunnel syndrome, color blindnessSt-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decayFatigue, depression, motion sicknessImpotence or TMJLetras de cancionesYou can smoke to quit cigarettesFor asthma or motherfucking Tourette'sIt's a dream come trueThere's nothing pot can't doWeed card, that's what I needHardly ever, okay, alwaysBut it's not an addiction'Cause my doctor gave me a prescriptionGot back pain, need Mary JaneCan't handle this, need cannabisGot a stomach ache, gotta wake and bakeHave an injury, need TCHGet fucked up for your hyperhydrosisWhich is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosisIt's not a crime, it's 420 timeWeed card, that's what I needHardly ever, okay, alwaysBut it's not an addiction'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription From Letras Mania