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Pregnant women are smugEveryone knows it, nobody says itBecause they're pregnantEffing son of a gunYou think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps Now that you're pregnantI can't count all the ways howYou speak in clichés now Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthyRiki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.I can't wait to hear someone say"Don't care if it's brain deadDon't care if it's limbless If it has a penis" Pregnant women are smugEveryone knows it, nobody says itBecause they're pregnantThis zen world you're enjoyingMakes you really annoyingLetras de cancionesRiki: So, is it a boy or girl?Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.Riki: What you're gonna name it?Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.Riki: Who's the father?Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Bitch, I don't really careI was being politeSince you have no life nowThat you're pregnantYou say you're walking on airYou think that you're glowingBut you've been ho'ingAnd now you're pregnantYou're just giving birth nowYou're not Mother Earth nowRiki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married. Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.Pregnant women are smugEveryone knows it, nobody says itBecause they're pregnantEffing son of a gunYou think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps nowNow that you're pregnant From Letras Mania