Garfunkel and Oates

My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough to Date You
You text at 3 in the morningAnd you misspell my nameYou slept with half my friends on FacebookAnd most of them think you are lameYou say that with me, it's differentAnd you're not that big of a dickAnd if you disappear, it's just you're busy Not 'cause you're with some chickI know this might be uncoolBut I decided to tell you the truthMy self esteem's not low enough to date youIt's close, but not quite thereGive me time to get a little bit more rejectedAnd you and I could make an awesome pairA totally awesome pairI seem like your perfect targetLike I've been lonely too longYou think that I haven't had sex in foreverAnd I'll admit that you're not wrongBut I would rather have no oneThan this crap would let me reaffirm Letras de cancionesI wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisonedAnd the antidote was in your spermI know this might be uncoolBut I'm just telling the truthMy self esteem's not low enough to date youIt's close, but not quite thereGive me time to get a little bit more desperateAnd you and I could make an awesome pairA totally awesome pairWe could last foreverJust have to give me timeTo learn to deal with bullshit And blatant liesBut for now, nowMy self esteem's not low enough to date youIt's so close, but not quite thereGive me time to get a little bit more wastedAnd you and I could make an awesome pairA totally awesome pair From Letras Mania