Frogs (The)

(Thank God I Died In) The Car Crash
HelloHow are youI'm fineI made it home OKGlad you were concernedMy face didn't get too badly burned in the car crashAnd my thighs were lacerated heavilyThe doctor took care of that thoughThank God it wasn't a female nurseThank God I died in the crashMy ghost came to haunt you in a flashOh, the ghost of the manFrom the Candyland car crashOh, the sash is falling down upon his breastOh, he did his best to breathe but he just couldn'tOh, they sucked on his lips 'til his head turned blueAnd his ears turned purpleAnd the sun turned greenAnd the light went out of the moonCar crash bluesArriving dead in the morgue in the nudeCold morning hoursOh, I didn't wear my best clothes to my deathOh, what will they think, I'm at the parlour of rest?Oh, what will they thinkWhen they found I had nine pairs of underwear on? From Letras Mania