Flight Of The Conchords

Hurt Feelings
Some people say that rappers don't have feelingsWe have feelings (we have feelings)Some people say that we are not rappersWe're rappers (that hurts our feelings)It hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappersSome people say that rappers are invincibleWe're 'vincible (we're 'vincible)What you are about to hear are true stories (real experiences)Autobiographical raps (things that happen to us)All true - bring the rhymes!I make a meal for my friends, try to make it deliciousTry to keep it nutritious; create wonderful dishesNot one of them thinks about the way I feelNobody compliments the mealI've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsI feel like a prize asshole, no one even mentions my casseroleI've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsYou could have said something nice about my profiterolesHere's a little story to bring a tear to your eyeI was shopping for a wet suit to scuba diveLetras de cancionesBut every suit I try is too big around the thighsAnd the assistants suggests I try a ladies' sizeI've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsI'm not gonna wear a ladies' wet suit - I'm a man!I've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsGet me a small mans' wet suit pleaseIt's my birthday 2003Waiting for a call from my family...They forgot about meI've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsThe day after my birthday is not my birthday, mumI call my friends, say, "let's go into town"But they're all too busy to go into townSo I go by myself, I go into townThen I see all my friends; they're all in townI've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelingsThey're all lined up to watch that movie, Maid In ManhattanHave you ever been told that your ass is too big?Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?Once again they forgot about JWere you ever called "homo" 'cause at school you took drama?Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper)I'm cryin' tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper)(reprise)I've got hurt feelingsI've got hurt feelings (x4)Hurt feelings...Have you ever been made fun of 'cause of where you were from?Have you ever been dissed over the intercom?Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away?Have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape?Have you ever been told you're Miss New Zealand?Have you ever had hurt feelings? From Letras Mania