Euphonic Brew

Storyteller
You claim to know authenticityYou claim to live a life of simplicityThe only world that you know is your ownThe things you've seen but those that you've shownYou've been to classes, been taught by the bestYour steel-rimmed glasses, they shine with the restAdvice given but never receivedWhy should you bother you know all that you needPlease won't you tell us another story today?You trim your hedges, your driveway is pavedYou send your flowers to your mom-in-law's graveYou claim your words and deeds have nothing to hideI must agree they've shown me all of your sidesWe can play the T-shirt gameYou choose a slogan, and I'll choose a nameA new concept's not hard to createAs long as everyone participates, soYou call me brother, and I'll call you manA white-tooth smile and a shake of the handNo need for contracts; we own this small townYou thank the waitress and I'll buy the next round From Letras Mania