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Theres nothing wrong with being queerBut youve been telling us youre straight for 20+ yearsMe and the other guys, we all got to talkinwe dont understand the flip flops you walk inYou have sex with a chick, but talk with a lispYour shirt is so tight, it makes you limp in the wristSo tell us is it really a woman you want to kiss?Putting on your Kiwi Strawberry chap stickIts not wrong, but it sure as hell isnt rightWhen you are at a Sports bar sipping Diet SpriteOrdering a salad with the dressing on the sidelike this one big marching parade of prideTo me thats GAY, spelled with a Capital GWhen youre downloading the new Kelly Clarkson CDIts so easy to see, you dont even need spectaclesWhy we, secretly, think you teabag testiclesI think you might be gay if you are than thats okEven your parents knows deep inside theres a closet where you hidePlease excuse me if I am being a little bluntBut even your girlfriend knows that shes a frontAnd you cover it up worse than a Republicanor Anderson Cooper on C. N. N.Im not trying to offend, rather truly be a friendYoure at the tanning salon almost every weekendLetras de cancionesand is just a little hard for us to comprehendWhy you separately shampoo and conditionOur suspicion is you want to ride the bone ponyBut first you want to taste Man BolognaThen go to Broadway, pick up a TonyThen maybe your balloon knot wouldnt be so lonelyNot that anything would be wrong with thatWhen youre clearly gay, but straight is how you actWed still be your friend, even if you dont like vagYoud prefer a meat whistle for your rusty sheriffs badgeI think you might be gay if you are than thats okEven your parents knows deep inside theres a closet where you hideIts probably not a shock all your friends think you like cockWe just thought that you should know so you can find a man to blow(Surprise) If you get your eyebrows waxed (Youre Gay) You must want your fudge packed(Surprise) If you polos collars popped (Youre Gay) You must want your cornhole rocked(Surprise) your new haircut suggests you crave wang(Youre Gay) any man with bangs wants to get banged(Surprise) My friend you are flaming out of control(Youre Gay) So please just Stop, Drop and Roll From Letras Mania