Damn Laser Vampires
Bracadabro
About to give himself the KOand splat his bonesin the avenue belowhe glanced over his shoulderto Jesus on the wall"Come here, little son", Jesus said,"Do you see my holy toenails?Last time they've been trimmedit was two thousand years agoand now the time has come"(I tell you, the time has come)He stood shivering by the shelfautomatically crossing himself(his eyes were Jew, but the right handwas a catholic maid)He got the clipper and kneltbefore Christand begged forgivenessand started to cry"Ok, but do it quick'cause tonight I have a date"
From Letras Mania