Colin Newman
I've Waited Ages
I feel so wholesome I could cryI got a chicken in my bandolierI've hung it up to see if it would fall outI've waited ages, but now I'm toldThese things take timeHim work here all dayHim got his tonsils sprayedHim got no time for utensilsOr words to that effect I'm deliberately divergingNot the same but different you seeI've hung up to dry, my legs hanging outSomeone said to sew up the bottomsBut I can't reach, and a fall would break my noseBut still there's no harm in trying
From Letras Mania