Chris Moyles
Oasis - She's Dyslexic
She's dyslexicShe measures everything in metricand she owns a scalextricand she plays all dayshe's an acerher flat is tidy every things in placeafor breakfast she has a whisky chaser yeah... and she's drunk all dayshe likes drinking beerfosters becks and carlingand she drinks all day( drunken tart)she smokes fags and she fartsand she's really smellyand her feet pongco's I thinks that she never bathesher smells so bad it stays for daysshe smells just like a boggy marshshe's so smelly she smells like a donkeysAAARRRRRRSSSSEEEEEE
From Letras Mania