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You got one friend who's a flight attendantYou got one friend who likes speedYou got one friend who always wants to smoke inside of your houseYou got one friend who secretly likes to get peed on sexuallyYou got one friend who is oh so naturalAnd got one friend we all call the retardYou got one friend fighting cancerYou got one friend who I bet right now is barking out in the yardBut I'm the worst friend in the worldI'm the worst friend in the worldWhen you are downI'm nowhere to be foundI'm the worst friend in the worldYou got one friend who's in IraqYou got one friend who dresses like little bo peepYou got one friend who is in prisonYou got one friend who's really really in defeat sexuallyYou got one friend who could be a competitive eaterYou got one friend who's one of those bad movie buffsYou got one friend who touched you inappropriatelyAnd one friend who you are pining to touchLetras de cancionesBut I'm the worst friend in the worldI'm the worst friend in the worldWhen you are downI'm nowhere to be foundI'm the worst friend in the worldYou got one friend who's emic Arthur fellowYou got one friend who a widowerYou got one friend who claims to have taken a dump in the White HouseYou got one friend who just gave birth to twinsYou got one friend who goes to the gym at least twice a dayAnd one friend recovered from severe burnsYou got one friend who rubbed his penis on tv's actual Wheel of FortuneAnd one friend who y'all ain't, y'all ain't even on speaking terms From Letras Mania