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I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R BlockSome bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clockSaid, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the yearSon you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"You don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkIt's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of JackNo pouring out your heart to some high dollar quackJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it doneAnd gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more funAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkIt's cheaper than a shrinkNow me and her had this little problem between usTryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and VenusShe said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor"I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"'Cause it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkLetras de cancionesYou just pour and drink'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packsNo pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quackJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it doneGettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more funAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkIf the liquor prices soar as high as gasolineWell, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteenIt's the oldest most proven form of therapyThe best thing about it, far as I can seeIs that it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkOh, you just pour and drinkAnd it's a whole lot cheaper thanSome big town clock houndDrag you down shrink From Letras Mania