Candypants

Nerdy Boys
He goes 40 on the freewayHe plans his day 'round eBayHe'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replaySteve Jobs is his swamiHe folds like origamiI want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommyJust four little eyes and I'm weak in the kneesI want to live his junior high fantasiesJust one giant brain and I'm his unopened toyI'm just a sucker for a nerdy boyHe thinks DNA is prettyCGI makes him giddyHe'll only listen to the mono version of Surf CityHe smells like Hai KarateSays Mulder wasn't dottyI want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic bodyJust four little eyes and I'm weak in the kneesI want to live his junior high fantasiesJust one giant brain and I'm his unopened toyI'm just a sucker for a nerdy boyHis high water pantsThe way he can't danceLetras de cancionesIf he wants romanceI say beam me upYou're suave and attaching,Your socks are always matchingIf you want me, better hope myopia is catching'Cause I don't want an athleteI tingle for a mathleteHe can count on me to give his head the loving that it needsJust four little eyes and I'm weak in the kneesI want to live his junior high fantasiesJust one giant brain I'm his collectable toyI am a sucker for a nerdy boyFor a nerdy boyI want a nerdy boyA dirty nerdy boy(spoken)Why don't you take off those tighty-whities?No, I don't think your butt looks pasty.It reminds me of the sands of TattooineThese sheets are very unusual -- is any part of you bionic?Ooh!Oh!(pant)(pant)(pant)(pant)(cough)(cough)I think I need to borrow your inhaler! From Letras Mania