Philosopherock

The Real Mad-Eye Moody
HARRY: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up? I repeat, will the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here... BARTY: Y'all act like you never seen an Auror before Jaws all on the floor, turn and look as I walk in the door The stormy ceiling acting like it's gonna pour But you'll get yours, 'cause I work for the Dark Lord (Ahh!) It's the return of the... “Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just say Voldemort, did he?” And Alastor's saying ... nothing you idiots! Alastor's obeying, he's cursed in my trunk! (Let me out!) All da women love Moody's grin (Chigga chigga chigga) “Mad-Eye Moody, I'm scared of him Look at him, walkin' around talking about You-Know-Who Bouncing that ferret too,” (Yeah, but Malfoy's cute now!) Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in the Ministry locked rooms Sometimes, I wanna give up on him and leave this, but can't But it's cool for the deserters to play at reminisce: “The mark is on my arm, the mark is on my arm Send it in the air and we'll cause some alarm” Letras de cancionesBut someday they'll find out who his real servant was When they start to ask how Harry does what he does Or how Neville knew what Gillyweed did But they will not see it 'Till I have succeeded - and for the rest, They ain't nothing but Muggles. Well, all of their struggles Will give the Dark Lord a couple of chuckles Yeah, you know that killing Senior Bart was just a part Of doing my job; I'm really a good guy at heart So if you feel like I feel, you got the right man here Everybody give a cheer, sing the chorus loud and clear: I'm Mad-Eye Moody, yeah I'm the real Moody All you other Mad-Eye Moodys are just intruding So won't the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? (repeat) ALASTOR MOODY: Alastor here, now get me out of this trunk So I can tell you the truth about that lil' punk! You really think I'd put Harry's name in the cup? If you knew me at all, you'd know that I was set up. Cursing little kids, doesn't make any sense That's not the way to teach them Dark Arts defense Keep your hand close, keep them in suspense This is why I preach 'constant vigilance' He took me by surprise with my dustbin trap So he could keep that Polyjuice Potion on tap He was infiltrating Hogwarts with a clever disguise Getting things ready for the Dark Lord's rise But Fudge says we're not allowed to tell the little kids And expect them not to know why the world's gonna be his I'm sick of you trying to ignore it, you know Voldemort is Set on coming back to destroy you (Avada Kedavra!) We gotta figure how to stop his attack You Ministry fools, you better pick up the slack 'Cause there's not enough in the Order fighting back And we can start by getting rid of this Polyjuice quack I'm Mad-Eye Moody, yes I'm the real Moody All you other Mad-Eye Moodys are just intruding So won't the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? (repeat) HARRY: It's like a headache to listen to, figuring out who is who Thought he was on my side, but now I know that that ain't true I think he just kept me around this long To bring me down when his master would be bound to see it But now I can't figure out who's good or bad Couldn't see it with the clues we had, it's just sad Wonder who else is on the other side If the famous Auror Moody's taken over by a poser Who knows, maybe Fudge has been under a curse Pretending he's fine, or maybe it's worse 'Cause now Voldemort is back, we don't know who his servants were, And it's never clear who's helping here or who they're working for And everybody's got to take a side cause this is war I mean, I don't know how it goes, or what Dumbledore knows He trusts Snape to the end I thought that Barty was my friend Who knows who else might be playing pretend? I'm so confused about what's coming up Somebody please step in and sum it up Who is the real Mad-Eye Moody, then? Don't even know myself, I might be him! I'm Mad-Eye Moody, yeah I'm the real Moody All you other Mad-Eye Moodys are just intruding So won't the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? (repeat) ALL: I'm Mad-Eye Moody, yeah I'm the real Moody All you other Mad-Eye Moodys are just intruding So won't the real Mad-Eye Moody please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? From Letras Mania