Parselmouths (The)

Prerequisites
In Gryffindor they drill you on your courage and your might Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight And Ravenclaw will quiz you to be sure you got the smarts If you aren't brainy, they will kick you out before you start And Hufflepuff won't mind if you are just an average Joe They'll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose But Slytherin is not that simple, we want something more If you don't have this simple skill, we'll show you to the door Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite! [CHORUS X 2] Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys [BRIDGE] (Sing Lalala under this) You have red hair And freckles all over your face Don't you care? That your family is a big disgrace! [END OF VERSE] But Slytherin is not that simple, we want something more If you don't have this simple skill, we'll show you to the door Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite! [CHORUS X 2 + BRIDGE + CHORUS X 2] From Letras Mania