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You'd already been half an hour With pre-clubbing shower And I'd always planned to have a look In your special Winnie the Pooh book. The place was marked And it was there in blue and white It just said simply, "Paul stayed last night." Next I was on the bog And you got down on one knee You were protesting your innocence And you started to cry Just as I started to pee. You said, "I didn't shag him, He slept on the couch in the kitchen. He might as well be a girl, He's a good for a laugh and he's good for bitchin'." You said you'd never be willing or able. And he looks like he was made on a fucking table. Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well, But as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell. I had just assumed you'd completely gone off shagging Letras de cancionesAnd I can you see you with your new Uni pals standing bragging. Now, he's your boyfriend and I know you were talking shite But you still denied it when I met you at someone's birthday party the other night. You said, "I didn't shag him, He slept on the couch in the kitchen. We have a good laugh when we're sitting bitchin'." The words that you used to think turned me on Just made me laugh - "Do you want to suck my cunt?" in real life just sounds naff. And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no-one. And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one. From Letras Mania