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The Stamped Addressed Envelope Of Love
I wrote you a love letter, Then redrafted it and made it a bit better, I ran out of ink in my pen, Starting it over and over again. I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love, And sent it on recorded delivery, My love for you is strong enough, That I don't mind spending slightly more money. (Spoken) So I suppose you want to know what was in the letter. It said: “I think you're an attractive girl, I think you think I'm one as well, It may sound odd but I had a dream, In which you cycled up to me, But the amazing thing was that you, Were wearing a dress you'd fashioned out of paper bags and glue.” I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love, And sent it on recorded delivery, My love for you is strong enough, Sweetheart, you're worth every extra penny. I put it in the Stamped Addressed Envelope of Love, And sent it on recorded delivery, And enclosed a self-addressed envelope, In the hope that you'll write back to me. From Letras Mania