Barry Louis Polisar
Fred
I eat baby chipmunks
I eat lizards, birds and squirells
Sometimes I eat little boys
And sometimes little girls I'm taller than a condominium
Bigger than a shopping Mall Ain't Thunder rumblin' under me
When I walk down the hall But no one runs away from me; no one hides under their bed
No one is afraid of me because my name is Fred
I use dead skunks for deodorant I'm scary through and through I use rattlesnkaes for shoelaces
Meaner monsters--are quite few
Now you might think it's funny
You might think it's one big joke
Try to be a monster just like me see who runs when you blow smoke
No one runs away from me; No one hides under their bed
No one is afraid of me Because my name is Fred
From Letras Mania