Richard Cheese

Star Wars Cantina
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope" (spoken by Princess Leia) Her name was Leia She was a princess With a danish on each ear And Darth Vader drawing near So R2-D2 Found Ben Kenobi He'd have to put the Death Star plans Into the rebellion's hands So Luke and Obi-Wan Had to get to Alderaan So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han (CHORUS) at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters And old Jedi masters At the Star Wars.... His name was Solo He was a pilot With a blaster at his side And a smile 12 parsecs wide Letras de cancionesThere with Chewbacca He was a wookie They met with Luke and Obi-Wan About the Millenium Falcon Docking bay ninety-four Stormtroopers at the door With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor (REPEAT CHORUS) "Mos Eisley spaceport...you will never find the more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." (spoken by Ben Kenobi) His name was Yoda He was a muppet Darth Vader was so bad And by the way, he's Luke's dad Luke kissed his sister His hand got cut-off In that galaxy far, far away Luke has had a lousy day Boba Fett was so mean Jabba had bad hygiene Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine (REPEAT CHORUS) "The force will be with you...always." (spoken by Ben) From Letras Mania