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Amish dan rode his buggy Through the bicycle lane The streets were crowded with cars And he didn't want to get hit by the train He was on his way to the station To meet the bluegrass southern band For an impromptu concert From the back of their mini-van Amish dan was a might religious He didn't believe in cars He said if god wanted us to drive He'd have given us wheels from the start But he'd always make one exception For the bluegrass southern band Cause whenever they came to town They put some cash in his filthy hand And after the show, he'd go to the tavern And buy a round for everyone in the house In a drunken slur of hypocrasy Contrary to his image in town Yes, he drank away his money Or at least half What remained went to the horse Letras de cancionesOut on the welcome mat At least until the day That the police caught on Amish dan went to prison And the money was gone Cause the bluegrass southern band Had been robbing banks Their singer stowed it all And he looked like tom hanks There was $250,000 In hundreds, tens, and fives The day they busted in To the place where they would hide And at least $1,000 more on each of the band With the stash that they've hidden in the mini-van In a desperate attempt to catch a fucking break But no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get away [the bluegrass southern band] Now we're in this fucking cell Awaiting our trial And we're feelin' like the boys On the green mile Dan don't like to cuss So we're singing his parts We should've killed his fucking horse And stabbed him in the heart [/bluegrass southern band] [dan] Now that was mean and obnoxious In my virgin eyes The bluegrass southern band Ain't no friends of mine I lost my fucking horse And I lost my fucking cash If I get out of prison I'm gonna kick their fucking ass [/dan] And you see how prison Can change a man Even a man so righteous Like amish dan And that was sarcasm That you couldn't detect Because there's always something wrong With your motherfucking heads Amish dan Amish dan Amish dan Amish dan (and Mr. Ed too) Amish dan Amish dan Amish dan Amish dan (and Mr. Ed too) Damn From Letras Mania