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I was Working overtime at the balloon factory When I made I made I made a discovery I pulled it from the discard pile and oh so carefully Brushed sawdust from the face of the virgin mommy! The face of the virgin Mother on a deflated balloon Oh yeah I started laughing and I starting to swoon I Kissed the cold rubber Tears welling in my eye a miracle hell yes I started to cry! brought the ballon real close an inch from my face I said Mary is their something that-a you've got to say Since you've chosen me as your interpreter relate me a message but all I got outta her was: Letras de canciones wang diddly dang Dang diddle biddle wang Wong bong ding dong x2 I said what the fuck you saying? Is that Cantonese?! Then I apologized for cussing And got down on my knees. I was worried that maybe I was losing my mind With all this praying I needed to verify Said to my pal Juanita get on over here Go! I was excited but nervous cuz I did not know If I was nuts or if the virgin would still appear But Juanita genuflected right then and there Told the boss - about it all And Pretty soon we got some pews Everybody stopped working We made the press and the news We got unpaid vacation For that very night But no-one left we just held hands And started to started to recite: wang diddly dang Dang diddle biddle wang Wong bong ding dong x2 After that I gained Some local celebrity I was Promoted to be the head balloon inspectee They bought a gilded frame and Mounted virgin inside And above my very desk She came to reside She hung she hung there for years For her cult of the devoted But their love could not prevent Her image from coming eroded Hot sun began to warp And fade till she'd barely be seen But right before she vanished Mary whispered this to me: wang diddly dang Dang diddle biddle wang Wong bong ding dong x2 From Letras Mania