Why Should I? Because

Beardo
My friends call me Beardo They think that I'm a weirdo I'm never gonna shave-o I'll never be your slave-o My sideburns are as good as can be So why can't you stop making fun of me? At least give me credit 'Cause no one ever said it Was supposed to make me cool Don't have to be so cruel At least I don't have a goatee So why can't you stop making fun of me? (I will!) From Letras Mania