Wally Pleasant

New Action Hero
Well I went to the video store late one night I was feeling lonely and uptight There was a girl at the counter standing pretty and tall About to rent a movie starring Steven Seagal Said hey honey you think he's tough Why don't you check out this stuff I turned around and with a smirk Tried to pick a fight with the video store clerk I said I ain't kind and I don't rewind And now I'm going to kick your behind A nifty right cross brought me to my knees Then he reminded me about my late fees Yelled to the girl and he hit me again And I said these words as the lights went dim Let me be your new action hero I want to be your new action hero Cause I'd walk through fire for you And I'd risk being shot Blow up public enemy number one Just to say “I think your pretty hot.” If you let me be your new action hero Well the very next day I woke up in jail And that girl was there and she posted bail I was elated with love as I walked toward her Letras de cancionesShe said I'm only doing this if you sign a restraining order Hurt and confused I couldn't understand Oh, Jean-Claude Van Damme Turned to the guard and boy was stunned When I reached down and pulled out his gun The guard just stood there not saying a word Like a bit player in this theater of the absurd In a time like this I wonder how Bruce Willis would act Couldn't figure it out so I gave the gun back The guard beat me up till I couldn't take anymore And I said these words as my head hit the floor Let me be your new action hero I want to be your new action hero Cause I'd go through car chases just to have you here with me Can't understand why were not together must be a government conspiracy So please take my hand, before I really snap Like the aging detective said, I'm getting to old for this crap And let me be your new action hero I just got to be your new action hero Oh, for you I would hold a bomb while it ticked Cause I'm the rebel without a script Please let me be your new action hero And I would save the world from trouble With my trusty stunt double If you let me be you new action hero From Letras Mania